striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

ultrannoying:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

it’s a metaphor

its a simile 

it’s an analogy

its a hyperbole 

it’s a symbol

it’s a personification

it’s an allusion

it’s a conceit

it’s a juxtaposition

it’s an allegory

maybe it’s maybelline

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

(Source: ldrsociety)

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze)

colfr:

Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual

fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

7 deadly sins. Put one in my ask.

dressmealltheway:

Lust: Something that I find attractive.


Pride: Something that I like about myself.


Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.


Envy: Something I wish I was better at.


Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.


Wrath: Something that gets me angry.


Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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tsarbucks:

when somebody asks you what your talents are:

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